Sick of low click thru rates?

Your ads compete with stuff like cute cats, TikTok dances, and Ryan Reynolds. The standard, static “50% off, buy now” ads of yesteryear just don’t cut it anymore.

You’re smart. You want your brand to:

  • Stand out from the crowd

  • Make people stop scrolling

  • and give them a reason to click

“But how do I do that, Auds?”

With the dark forces of pure chaos.

Also, content strategy.

Most production companies don’t think past one video.

 

We’re different.

Yes, I have an MBA. Yes, I’ve run content strategy for bazillion dollar companies.

All of this adds value to your brand, but it’s not what makes us different.

Storytelling is our secret sauce.

Every piece of content tells a story, whether you planned it or not. Luxury brands need luxury content. Scrappy brands need scrappy content. And Netflix needs queer romcoms. But I digress.

We work with you to identify your brand’s story—the one that resonates with your ideal customer. Then we bring it to life through video. And a dose of chaotic Gen Z humor.

How we work together

  • Schedule your free phone consult

We’ll chat about your brand, goals, challenges, and how we can help you. You’ll be able to ask questions and talk timelines. By the end of this call, you’ll know which package is right for you.

  • Reserve your spot on the production schedule

Submit your deposit to officially reserve your production time. The schedule is booked in advance in 2-4 week slots. Smaller projects require less time, full video campaigns take about a month.

  • Project kickoff + Full Payment

Payment is due before official kickoff. At the beginning of production we’ll kick off with a 1-2 hr call. During this time we’ll review your goals and challenges, talk through your overall marketing strategy, messaging, and distribution channels. Then we’ll tie all these things together into the key points to hit with the video campaign. After this meeting you’ll receive a breakdown of the points covered as well as a production schedule detailing each of the next steps and when you can expect them.

  • Creative Pitch

    We’ll develop 2 creative ideas and pitch them to you. Since time is of the essence, we’ll need your selection within 24-48 hours of the pitch meeting.

  • You relax, we work

    Once the idea has been selected and solidified, we’ll squirrel ourselves away in our creative garage to hammer out, shoot, and edit your video(s).

  • Feedback Loop

    There are two rounds of review: first upon delivery of the rough cut and the final polish cut. The rough cut is where the biggest points of feedback should be provided, and the polish cut is tiny tweaks. Don’t worry, you don’t have to remember all this. We’ll walk you through it once we get there!

  • Final Delivery

    After the final round of feedback, we’ll deliver your final video file(s) in the specifications set forth at kickoff. Let us know if there are any other file types you need. Now you’ve got your quality digital video and can publish according to your editorial calendar!

Pricing

 

$7,500

Timeline: 2 weeks

  • 1 Video Ad (60-90 sec)

    • Delivered in up to 3 different aspect ratios (but will be shot with 1 in mind, ie. vertical or horizontal)

  • 1 Video cutdown (15sec or 30 sec)

 

$15,000

Timeline: 4 weeks

  • 3 Video Ads (60-90 sec)

    • Up to 3 different aspect ratios

  • 1 cutdown per Video (15s, 30s, or custom)

 

$30,000

Timeline: 6 weeks

  • Full ad campaign strategy

  • Ad Campaign messaging

  • 3-5 Videos (ads, cutdowns, and custom videos*)

    • Video content plan included

    • * case studies, brand videos, etc.

 Schedule Your Free Consult

Frequently Asked Questions

 

  • Most production companies don’t think about video through the lens of a marketer. Our prices are very competitive, and you’re definitely getting more bang for your buck (ask me about the production company that charged $27k for a video that ended up being a static slideshow and then we can talk “overpriced”).

    With 17+ years’ experience producing and coordinating videos, including TV and music videos for A-listers, plus an MBA, plus experience running content marketing strategies for Fortune 500 companies…you’re getting an incredible deal, my friend.

    Actually, maybe I should charge more…

  • We’re running on tight timelines and need to be able to reserve talent and crew. Unfortunately, they no longer accept “exposure” as payment anymore.

  • Our goal is to get as much info as possible during kickoff to ensure that we’re developing something that will resonate with your ideal audience. However, we understand that stuff happens, we’re not perfect, and there’s a chance we don’t hit the mark.

    If that’s the case, we’ll discuss whether the goals and challenges laid out in the kickoff are still correct. Then we can determine whether the ideas pitched could still work with some tweaks, or if we’ll need to come back to you with a new pitch.

  • Nope. But maybe your coworker’s niece who has Premiere Pro can do it.

  • This is something we can discuss during the consult call, as it impacts the delivery timeline. Since we’re promising such a short production to delivery window, any additional back-and-forth will push back the completion date.

    For a 2 week turnaround, additional feedback rounds are not possible. For the larger projects, this is an option we can discuss. Just keep in mind that more time = more investment.

 

Still have questions?